I'm Rachel. My pronouns are she/her/hers and I identify as a heteroromantic asexual. Here are some things that I love with some consistency: really bad jokes, really bad puns, dogs, Ok Go, Star Wars, memes.

mothermoonie:

I will not hold back

naamahdarling:

octahedronhd:

This is Shakespearian.

chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

portraitoftheoddity:

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

wardenchampion:

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

purple-apricots:

jehovahhthickness:

Why is this so funny

goddesspeggycarter:

steve rogers is that you?

langblrwhy:

[Just because white people couldn’t do it, doesn’t mean it was aliens]